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jojje94:

Notification trolling.

(via bromancing-the-stone)

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

(via faisalkanaan)

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artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

(via peaked)

okay athiests

crrabs:

xv7:

explain this

your right god is real

(via peaked)

gingahhh:

when he finally shows you his dick

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(via bromancing-the-stone)

fakebreast:

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body


got dam she thicc

fakebreast:

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

got dam she thicc

(via peaked)

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

(via justlearningasigo)

magnacarterholygrail:

me pretty much always

(via zackisontumblr)

 - Going to your boyfriends house after finals
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moooseifer:

shugarskull:

lindsaychrist:

oh my fucking god

This is the most horrific porn dialogue I have ever heard in my entire lifespan on this sphere careening through the infinite darkness of the universe. My soul descended into the ground and became one with the earth. I am empty now.

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

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